May 2013
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
foxnewsofficial:
i just did some math and i think yahoo are paying just over $10 per blog i’m very insulted
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yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
freddybenson:
i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
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europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
americans: what
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
yearauhl:
this was fun see u all next year
studjolras:
i dont understand the hype here i mean denmark was good but c’mon it was no elevated singing dracula with half naked men dancing slightly erotically
weirdo-oo:
Yes Eric, you can help me to the bathroom :)
matthewinaditch:
can the uk’s entry be boris johnson next year
fandomingforever:
I am pretty sure looking at the text posts about Eurovision is a lot more entertaining than actually watching it
savedtheumbrella:
“I know what you are…”
“Say it. Out loud.”
“Gay opera dubstep vampire.”
Armenia: [singing] Should I live should I die without your love?
Graham Norton: You should leave.
Greece: BUT WE SENT SOMEONE WE WERE CERTAIN WOULDN'T GET ANY POINTS
agroncriss:
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
thesweetlittledudes:
“we enjoyed tonight so much”
“that’s nice can we have ur points”
michaelcliffordss:
graham nortons feelings towards eurovision is like robert pattinsons feelings towards twilight
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izzes:
kids these days with their euro direction and one vision
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johnwatsn:
this afternoon my step dad was laughing at how seriously people take eurovision and now he is refusing to come with us to denmark for summer vacation because they are winning
the-eleventh-blog:
remember last year when greece gained points
and graham norton was like ‘you can hear the greek finance minister crying’
yunuen:
my blog looked so pretty yesterday but everything changed when eurovision attacked
thesweetlittledudes:
where is meryl streep she fucking nailed this song
bennetwilcox:
eurovision is divided into two parts
the first part is where all the countries laugh at each other’s performances and the other part is where we all get at each other’s throats because we didn’t get points from each other
eurovision prediction: ireland win but bulgaria catch the snitch.
ahlohomora:
Foreplay’s over now it’s war
vinoxe:
egberts:
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN EUROPE?
nah
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secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
tobito:
we got hipsters, lesbians, jesus, gay dracula, shoes and much more
best party ever
amazingpetra:
the most dangerous drinking game ever would be take a shot every time you heard someone singing the word love
theholysmokes:
pls all vote on greece so they’ll cry when they have to host it
gonewithangels:
I want whatever Greeks are having.
financial issues?
timelordvortex:
xxmisty:
In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it
But there have been some close calls.
nightlokcs:
WELCOME TO EUROVISON,WHERE JESUS SINGS,GAY DRACULA IS DOING OPERA AND ALCOHOL IS FREE
astupidfathobbit:
frowningclowns:
Getting through Eurovision night without losing any followers is the biggest accomplishment one can make on Tumblr.
Damn I’ve gained followers
‘alcohol is free’ that is why your economy failed greece
tamingthemoose:
Denmark presents: a sexy guy playing a flute, an awesome performance, an amazing song and an actual talented singer. Thank you Denmark!
lzbth:
legolas is looking a bit rough
daisyfairy:
hungary shows up to eurovision 15 minutes late holding starbucks
bennetwilcox:
12 points from every tumblr user goes to malta because he’s so cute
indesperateneedofatimemachine:
Nothing says eurovision like almost naked men rolling around on a stage
vanehwasreal:
romania you have a tenor crossdressing dracula diD YOU REALLY NEED TO DROP THE BASS
bex-chan:
if glee and the olympics had a baby
that would be eurovision
justcallmekm:
“almost all the songs in eurovision are about love, but this one is called love kills, and if the song doesn’t kill us, the choreography certainly will” graham norton just summed up eurovison in one sentence
seawhim:
hel aye for the international embarrassment that is eurovision
hummlsmythe:
it’s so awkward when you think a country sings in their language
and then you realize that it’s just really bad english
