chompyface:

once in 4th grade a teacher wouldnt let this guy go to the toilet so he sat there and pissed his pants and i have never had more respect for someone in my life

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

foxnewsofficial:

i just did some math and i think yahoo are paying just over $10 per blog i’m very insulted 

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

yearauhl:

this was fun see u all next year

studjolras:

i dont understand the hype here i mean denmark was good but c’mon it was no elevated singing dracula with half naked men dancing slightly erotically

weirdo-oo:

Yes Eric, you can help me to the bathroom  :)

matthewinaditch:

can the uk’s entry be boris johnson next year