foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

riddlemetom:

Happy Easter!!

elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

ridge:

i always want this video on my dashboard 

princess:

imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist

sexpansion:

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

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mxtthewhealy:

if we’re gonna do anything we might as well just ᶠʳᶦᶜᵏ ᶠʳᵃᶜᵏ

oomshi:

i need a paid break from life

sadellite:

THIS IS STILL THE FUNNIEST THING

HW